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Who’s Funny? I AM, DAMMIT
I’m tough. I AM tough, dammit. I have lived through many hours of unproductive labor, two C-Sections, open heart surgery, a whole lot of other surgeries, personal attacks, multiple broken hearts, and...
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Happy Galentine’s Day AND Happy Valentine’s Day
Tomorrow is Valentine’s Day and today is, from what I understand, Galentine’s Day. What, prey tell is Galentine’s Day? Galentine’s Day is from an episode of “Parks and Recreation”, a show starring the...
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Who Cares That You’re Gay?
Michael Sam is gay. GAY GAY GAY. Michael Sam is an all American defensive lineman from The University of Missouri and he may just be the first openly gay player drafted into the NFL. Why should we care...
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Good as NEW
It is well-documented that I have had my share of broken hearts. This blog became way too “Dear Diary” for a while, but when I need to process something, I write, and I needed to process my feelings...
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Oh No…She’s Talking About Sex Again
I grew up hearing the same bullshit stuff that presumably many girls grew up hearing about sex. Things like “sex is a girls most precious commodity”, “don’t give it up to someone easily”, and my...
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You Say Narcissist Like It’s a BAD Thing
This morning The Huffington Post called me a narcissist. They might not have called me out by name, but they might as well have. It’s like they have been following my blog and wanted to let me know...
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Adding Comedian to my Bio Starting Now
Me on the left, sister on the right I fell in love with comedy at an early age. I grew up watching Saturday Night Live with my mom and I watched in awe as my dad could instantly put people at ease with...
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Bombing is not NEARLY as Fun as NOT Bombing
I am going to be SO SUCCESSFUL! You may recall that this time last week I was ready to quit my job because my first foray into comedy at an open mic night went so well. Maybe I wasn’t ready to QUIT,...
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What the Hell? Designer Shoe Edition
I “get” high fashion. Of course I do. Have you seen my closet? It is a veritable cornucopia of the latest styles from, um, well, I’ve got pants and shirts. Hey, I’ve got several wrap dresses, those...
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An Open Letter to the “Hot Facebook Mom” Maria Kang
Dear Maria, First of all, let me say that I dig that you have a message and a vision for your life. I read through your blog and I could relate to some of it (I was unmarried and not financially...
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